chupachup
08-07-2004, 10:55 AM
'pears my meagre knowledge of the IP universe enables me to constructively contribute only to the Coffee Lounge! Sorry about that.. Hopefully as I build a portfolio (have huge goals starting next year!) I may have more to offer the forum than a chuckle here and there. :o
Anyway, found this on a newsletter I received yesterday. The author is obviously a very clever person.... or someone restrained only by a straight jacket and nothing better to do :D
The letters of the word/s in the first column are rearranged to come up with the result in the second column....go ahead - check em all if you don't believe me! NOTE - advance apologies to anyone who may be offended by 'jokes' of a sexual nature - please don't read the last line... :eek:
GEORGE BUSH.....................HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY........................DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST.......................EVILS AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN.....................BEST IN A PRAYER
DESPERATION......................A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE.................HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES...................CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY.........................IS NO AMITY
MOTHER IN LAW...................WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS..................ALAS NO MORE Zs
A DECIMAL POINT.................I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES...............THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO................TWELVE PLUS ONE
and for the grand finale .....
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA..........TO C:eek::eek:ULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Anyway, found this on a newsletter I received yesterday. The author is obviously a very clever person.... or someone restrained only by a straight jacket and nothing better to do :D
The letters of the word/s in the first column are rearranged to come up with the result in the second column....go ahead - check em all if you don't believe me! NOTE - advance apologies to anyone who may be offended by 'jokes' of a sexual nature - please don't read the last line... :eek:
GEORGE BUSH.....................HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY........................DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST.......................EVILS AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN.....................BEST IN A PRAYER
DESPERATION......................A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE.................HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES...................CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY.........................IS NO AMITY
MOTHER IN LAW...................WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS..................ALAS NO MORE Zs
A DECIMAL POINT.................I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES...............THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO................TWELVE PLUS ONE
and for the grand finale .....
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA..........TO C:eek::eek:ULATE HE FINDS INTERNS