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chupachup
08-07-2004, 10:55 AM
'pears my meagre knowledge of the IP universe enables me to constructively contribute only to the Coffee Lounge! Sorry about that.. Hopefully as I build a portfolio (have huge goals starting next year!) I may have more to offer the forum than a chuckle here and there. :o

Anyway, found this on a newsletter I received yesterday. The author is obviously a very clever person.... or someone restrained only by a straight jacket and nothing better to do :D

The letters of the word/s in the first column are rearranged to come up with the result in the second column....go ahead - check em all if you don't believe me! NOTE - advance apologies to anyone who may be offended by 'jokes' of a sexual nature - please don't read the last line... :eek:

GEORGE BUSH.....................HE BUGS GORE
DORMITORY........................DIRTY ROOM
EVANGELIST.......................EVILS AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN.....................BEST IN A PRAYER
DESPERATION......................A ROPE ENDS IT
THE MORSE CODE.................HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES...................CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY.........................IS NO AMITY
MOTHER IN LAW...................WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMS..................ALAS NO MORE Zs
A DECIMAL POINT.................I'M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES...............THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO................TWELVE PLUS ONE


and for the grand finale .....
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA..........TO C:eek::eek:ULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

keithj
08-07-2004, 11:16 AM
He probably does cryptic crosswords or uses an anagram server such as http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

As I've an IT background I was interested to discover that
END USERS = RUDENESS

KJ

chupachup
08-07-2004, 12:45 PM
Ahhhh so you can put in your own words and it makes up an anagram for you....:cool: bugger, I'll be doing it all day now....

geoffw
08-07-2004, 01:18 PM
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Debit card = Bad Credit
Information Superhighway = A Rough Whimper of Insanity
Australia = Ultra Asia

To be or not to be: that is the question, whether its nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.
=
In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

Davidr
08-07-2004, 01:59 PM
Spiro Agnew .......................... Grow a Penis

(Agnew was Nixon's Vice President. He was convicted on tax evasion and was a major contributor to the Watergate revelations).

mmerlin
08-07-2004, 03:05 PM
I found a good anagram for my name

Michael Merlin
= A Rich Man in MEL

(working on it! :) )

The "advanced" anagram search is good if you are getting too many matches
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/advanced.html