Actually, I was going to make the title "Only dogs c**p in the corner".
How bizarre is this!
http://www.realestate.com.au/cgi-bin/rsearch?a=depi&id=105669289&width=800&height=600&img=n&c=35108285&p=10&s=vic&snf=rbs&t=res&tm=1239194955
Other odd things in this place, including the fridge...