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  1. Simon H

    Budget ?

    Has anybody heard about the results of the budget yet ?
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    How to make elevators more interesting

    HOW TO MAKE ELEVATORS MORE INTERESTING A collection of ideas for making elevators more entertaining! 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go...
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    Joke- how died the worst death ?

    I could not help but post this. How died the worst death ? Three men stand before St. Peter awaiting admission into Heaven. However, St. Peter has been informed that Heaven will only admit 33% of applicants today. The admissions standard: Who died the worst death? So, St. Peter takes...
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    Recipe - Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake

    For those who enjoy a good recipe... Vodka & Red Bull Christmas Cake Ingredients: 1 cup water 1 cup of brown sugar 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt Lemon Juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle of Vodka 1 can of Red Bull 2 cups dried fruit Method: 1. Sample...
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    McDonnell Douglas warranty card

    McDonnell Douglas warranty card This was allegedly posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas Website by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of course, does not - and made the web department take it down immediately...
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    Xmas Party 2003

    Subject: FW: XMAS PARTY 2003 If you are planning a Christmas Party/function, please read this.... FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1 2003 RE: Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas party will take...
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    Top Eight Morons Of The Year

    TOP EIGHT MORONS OF THE YEAR 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM...
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    Afraid of Heights? Dont Look !!

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    Famous Quotes

    Just for fun... >> I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. >>But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "no >>good in a bed, but fine up against a wall". (Eleanor Roosevelt) >> >> The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and >>a...
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    Land and Property Information NSW fee rise

    Hi For anyone interested, Land and Property Information NSW will be raising lodgement fees to $64.00 from the 1/7/2003. Regards Simon H
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    Another laugh -You know you live in 2003 when...

    You know you live in 2003 when... >1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. > > > >2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > > > >3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > > > > 4. You e-mail your mate who works...
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    Good for a laugh !!

    Hi I just had to post this !! hope you find it as funny as i did. Regards Simon H >Subject: FW: Do you Fly Qantas ? > > >After every Qantas Airlines flight, pilots complete a gripe sheet which > > >conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft > > >during the...
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    Hi I have just been invited to attend a presentation by Hucorp Realty Pty Ltd while I am staying at the Gold Coast (they optained my contact details through my accommadation booking). The carrot they dangle is a 14 night holiday certificate valued at $750.00. Naturally, I am sceptical. I...
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    Registration fee rise NSW

    Hi Just a quick notice that the registration fees for dealings at Land and Property Information NSW (formally Land Titles Office ) will rise to $62.00 effective from 2/12/02. I Think this is still the cheapest registration fee in the country. Regards Simon H :)