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  1. Jakk

    Just bought myself a present

    G"day all, The excitement is escalating.............hopefully picking it up this arvo..... Regards
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    japanese financial crisis

    japanese financial crisis The financial crisis that has hit Japan seems to be getting worse. Following last weeks news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that Sumo Bank has gone belly up and the price of Khazi Bank stock went down the pan. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have...
  3. Jakk

    Have a go at this

    G'Day all, something to exercise the brain today regards
  4. Jakk

    . | Most users ever online was 95 on 26-05-2003 at 03:06 AM.

    Most users ever online was 95 on 26-05-2003 at 03:06 AM. Don't you people have jobs to go to..........??? I thought I was the only one that was a night owl...... regards
  5. Jakk

    A Lesson for all

    A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily...
  6. Jakk

    Time Check

    G'Day all, just posting this to see what time comes up on the post........ me suspects time on todays posts has gone haywire..... OK its now 9.05 PM 16 May 2003 here goes......... regards
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    Canberra Question

    G'Day all, Years ago when I studied Real Estate Valuation, I remember being enlightened by our valuer/lecturer that there was no freehold ownership of land in Canberra and that all land was on long term leasehold as Canberra itself was developed on land that was originally leased from the...
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    Drouin, Vic. Townhouse

    G'Day all, Spurred on by the thread of would you do business with like minded people, I decided to post details of a NEW Townhouse that I have For Sale in Drouin. As this is my first post on Caveat Emptor, I apologise in advance if any of the required information is not included. So...
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    Lo Doc Commercial Loans

    G'Day all, Anyone know if a Lo Doc Commercial Loan is available and who from? Seems to be a heap of Lo/No Doc residential loans available nowadays but finding one for commercial application is proving somewhat difficult. Any Ideas folks? by the way........looking for $230K on $350K...
  10. Jakk

    Where are all the good late night Burger Joints?

    G'Day all, Late last night or should I say early this morning, a few mates and I, who had during the evening discussed all major issues affecting the world today and who had also surprisingly come up with answers to remedy all known problems known to mankind......decided it would be a good...
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    A Sad Day, A Great Loss

    G;'Day all In the wee hours of Friday morning, between 1 am and 3 am while the Slum Lord himself was reading and posting to this forum, my constant companion for the last 12 years was stolen out of my driveway. Purchased brand new in 1990 before I lost nearly everything, and travelled a...
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    Demolishing PPOR and building townhouses

    G'Day all great Tax Minds, I would like some feedback on what the CGT implications would be on the following scenario. PPOR purchased Sept 1997 $146,000 current value $300,000 (at a push) plan to demolish house and construct 3 townhouses and sell all of them. costs to construct...
  13. Jakk

    Good Morning All

    From: Jakk Bass - The SLUM LORD Good Morning, Hope you all have a great day!!!! regards Jakk
  14. Jakk

    A Nice Surprise

    From: Jakk Bass - The SLUM LORD G'Day All, This week I accompanied my property manager on the six monthly inspection of 4 flats that I own. Everything seemed pretty much in order until we went into Flat 3. The place was totally repainted including all woodwork and to a standard that is...
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    Self Storage Unit Owners - Beware

    From: Jakk Bass - The SLUM LORD G'Day all, Just thought I'd share an experience. A guy rings me to rent a 6 x 3 metre self storage unit, I inform him of the rental and ask what it is he wants to store. He tells me some household furniture and some building materials. OK deal done, I allocate a...