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  1. AlmostBob

    The benefits of house sitting : Must read

    Born 4pm yesterday a bundle of concentrated cute i LOVE housesitting We get to spend 8 months a year, looking after animals for nice people surrounded by animal cutenesses, friendly bush people, and non plastic latte types, play with toys, Everything is play time, & I get paid...
  2. AlmostBob

    Regarding IP tracking

    NEWSFLASH Every web site tracks your IP Every web site records everything you type else the site cant respond to you, nor will those responses reach you The only difference, Somersoft mods politely told you, twice. Relax, nothing changed since yesterday or the day before, Nothing...
  3. AlmostBob

    How to offend people, border line p__n

    How to offend people, border line p - - n On another thread, it was suggested that pictures of border line p__n, would be the way to offend as many people as possible. My mind working the way it does, came up with this fooled ya
  4. AlmostBob

    Your house as seen by...(reprised(reprised))

    Your house as seen by... You Your house as seen by... the buyer Your house as seen by... the valuer Your house as seen by... the lender Your house as seen by... the tax office 2009, 2011, 2014,
  5. AlmostBob

    Somethin from me mutha, what happened in your birth year

    http://whathappenedinmybirthyear.com/
  6. AlmostBob

    Have you ever wondered how Bob Brown got elected

    I THOUGHT THIS WAS VERY INTERESTING AS I DID NOT KNOW THE NUMBERS Have you ever wondered how Bob Brown got elected? Well, here in broad terms is how: He is a Senator from Tasmania Senate voting is NOT first past the post. It is "Proportional Representation" There are 12 senators from each...
  7. AlmostBob

    Finishing things

    A timely piece of advice from which I am sure we could all benefit. Finishing Things: I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to...
  8. AlmostBob

    Water on Mars

    This is currently a slow day, fixed the bathroom, towet to paint exterior window frames from NASA,, they may need another 7 astronauts but they have a sense of humor http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap050401.html
  9. AlmostBob

    re: good investment scam

    motorcycle-fairings.com no details on the site, required under US and Can law registered to Adam Chioua c4-233 // box number suite 105 // Pak Mail, a postal service so you can have an address not a box number to make people thing you are a company Cross Ave Oakville, ON L6J 2W9...
  10. AlmostBob

    Microsoft Sense of Humour?? Blue screen screensaver

    MS humour about their product failures http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb897558.aspx EDIT: sendo of humour Should be Sense of humour changing thread titles Edit:EDIT: well, that works, Thankyou Sim
  11. AlmostBob

    Climate change?

    GLOBAL WARMING must be true, we are having a heat wave, its 2oC in February doesnt usually get above 0 till April forecast is for a 'weather incident' overnight though
  12. AlmostBob

    facebook

    I have a facebook I didnt know what a facebook was, but,,, Farmville is unfortunately fun and rather addictive
  13. AlmostBob

    Oz day

    Have a barbie with the rellies couplea coldies Happy Australia day its yesterday or tommorrow ? I dunno this timezone stuff, I always ask Kathryn My Country, (Dorothea McKellar) The love of field and coppice, Of green and shaded Lanes, Of ordered woods and gardens...
  14. AlmostBob

    Your House as seen by ..... (reprised)

    Your House as seen by ... You . Your House as seen by ... The Buyer . Your House as seen by ... The Lender . Your House as seen by ... The Appraiser . Your House as seen by ... The Tax Office .
  15. AlmostBob

    Christmas Note, Santa's Elves

    The North Pole is in Canada, and Santa is of course Canadian, so we got the skinny on the fat man before general release. Elves feel discriminated against, have become unionized and wish to no longer be referred to as elves. Henceforth in matters of employment and other contracts, media...
  16. AlmostBob

    Is this a recommendation..?

    the manager of the local high end hotel, Holiday Inn, entitled to a suite as manager, prefers to stay in our bachelor apartments. :D Ladylove is looking at another mini-mansion, she expects I will post a pic of it but that would be predictable, so I won't.
  17. AlmostBob

    Google Streetview came to town

    StreetView comes to Town, the google maps car is finally in our town too Followed the car around a while, it don't do anything fun. just drives up the road at 40km/h
  18. AlmostBob

    The Vanilla Pudding Caper

    This is just too funny not to share. Excerpted from an article which appeared in note1The Dublin Times about a bank robbery on March 2. Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling the security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one...
  19. AlmostBob

    Fundamentalism a dictionary view

    Word of the day : fundamentalism Fund :v: provide money to prefix A- (also an)- not, without (eg. amoral) Mentalism :n: those branches of study that concentrate on mental perception and thought processes ergo fundamentalism :n: provide money without mental perception and thought processes
  20. AlmostBob

    Santa Tracking

    For all the kids under 99 http://www.noradsanta.org/en/home.html live or google earth tracking of Santa ** edit spelling ** sleigh **edit ** starts ~8pm AEST every Christmas eve at the date line, for 24 hours.
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