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Walk in with one of those puppies in yer pocket, and the female real estate agent might just want to close the home open early and assist you with a more thorough inspection of the master bedroom.

Exactly right Jacque. I did this earlier in the piece when we bought houses, and the knowledge gleaned from crawling through the same ****e as the builder is invaluable. You pick up so much, not just about that particular house, but for all others as well. The written version contains...

.....mate, I'm about as opposite to discreet as you can get, and with a rough head like mine I get strange looks even when I don't f@rt. If they invented a plug in dildo rather than all of these handy little battery powered numbers, I'd go in with that, one of those pink flouro jiggly...

Yes - thank you Kesse....for checking all the power points work, rather than just sitting there innocently winking back at you.

Nice thread Monopoly - well done for initiating. As per CU post, I'd recommend ditching the suit / high heels and sunglasses. If you're going to inspect a property, get serious. This assumes of course you already have past the obligatory stages of your DD with things such as location...