Turn it up, there are a bunch of us on here who are young, footloose and fancy free, gay as a picnic basket and ideologically left of the Greens.
We're not all neo-Orwellian post apopletic Machiavellian cohorts...sheesh.
Being 5' 3" and only 52kg, alcohol really affects me, so I usually keep it to under a carton a night.
On weekends however, I normally get stuck right in with me mates.
You get a good discount buying it in by the pallet.