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    Somers' laws of computing

    Having nowt else to do this fine evening... Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an...
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    Somers' laws of computing

    Know how engineers write programs? They get a blank file, then start patching. :D
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    Somers' laws of computing

    GoMichael's first law of computing, which I refer to as "HAL Syndrome": If you lie to a computer, you'll end up with a mess that accumulates patches the way bull dung accumulates flies. ie. if you take short cuts when modelling the real world in software, you'll end up paying for it. I...
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