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The biggest sign is her insisting on everyone eating a vegan meal, despite the fact that (most likely) she was the only vegan there. But then again, it's HER wedding day and 'it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeeee' I guess. That's why women love their wedding day - it's the one day in their lives where...

MTR, this is how it's gonna go down: Her: I'm not haaaaaappy anymore, I'm frivorcing you. Him: But I did everything you wanted! I even stopped eating meat because you asked me to! Her: Well.... I love you, but I'm not *in love* with you. I need to find a man. Him: You need a man? What do you...

I was wondering the same thing. Based on that story, that is a guaranteed frivorce, right there.

I'm rocking a pair of trackies right now. I challenge anyone to find me pants that are more comfortable for lounging around the house. The only pants that are better are no pants. But sometimes, you just gotta wear pants. But I wouldn't be caught dead out in public wearing them. True story: I...

Ah memories. Brings a tear to the eye.

Nice one! If that's the way you're gonna do it, then do it! Weddings today are a spectacle, like going to the circus. No need for all the fancy pants crap, just sign the papers and have a good time!

Bro! I knew from when I was very young (about 11/12 years old) that I didn't want to get married. Many years and several GF's later, that resolve is just as strong today as it was back then.

What's spinning me out is people saying 'Oh, we had a small wedding, only about 60 people'. What what! I don't even know 60 people. If I was gonna get married, I'd be all 'Let's fly to Vegas and get married by Elvis. Easy. Bring my bro and she could bring one of her mates. Done and done...