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A decade on and I'm reading old posts from my IT days. I must have been wired on coffee to come up with such wisdom. Hmm, 9:30pm, still in the office. Need more coffee...

God the Computer Programmer. You know, many important theological questions are answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer. Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the debugger, but it's tedious to step through all those variables. Q...

From the office notice board: "Real Programmers Don't Write Specs" Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themsleves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get. Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to...

They're not bugs, they're undocumented features.