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  1. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    But they're so cute! http://giraffian.com/files/images/theosep10.jpg :)
  2. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Why on earth would you want to wear condoms for decades? Not going into the other benefits (this is a family forum ;)), as a property investor, you should appreciate that 10-20 years of condoms is somewhat more expensive than a free vasectomy, especially if you put that money into a...
  3. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Oh - the report. He's covered in yellow antiseptic, is sore, but still has all his hair and no visible holes and no stitches. So it can't be *that* bad!
  4. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Sooooo ... 5 months and 130 posts ... you going to get it done now? :p
  5. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    He's walking funny and hasn't yet had a look down there to see what they did lol - he had a general (what you don't know can't hurt you) and said he went to sleep with no clothes on and woke up with underpants on. The whole thing was free for public patients and they didn't ask any questions...
  6. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    He's off to get it done today :eek:
  7. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Fellas discuss? Mine merely reads over my shoulder. He's the shy sort. And I forgot to ask the doc about the snip when I was there the other day ...
  8. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    That sounds gross, but remember all that goo you see in the usual scheme of things doesn't actually come from the bits they disconnect, its bulked up rather a lot by the prostate I think - that thing the doctor is fishing for with the fingers up the bum appointment after you're 50 :) Do they...
  9. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    You people definitely have different ideas of nice smell to me ... I really hate the rancid milk smell. But then I had both of mine in the absolute height of an SA summer (45+ weather for BOTH) so one drop of spilt milk went rancid in 5 seconds, as did poopy nappies, and you just can't spend 23...
  10. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Newborn babies are so NOT cute. And they smell bad too - that 'baby smell' they put in Johnson&Johnson products SO dosen't smell like babies. It should smell like spoilt milk and poop. Now, a 2yo with shoulderblade length golden curls and big googly blueish eyes that tells you "I a good girl"...
  11. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    I'm 30something weeks pregnant :p Fortunately I'm having one of those utterly trouble-free pregnancies that everyone wants and not very many people actually get (didn't get it the first two times either). Don't have any horror birth stories either, I'm hoping this one goes pretty much exactly...
  12. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Some of us are just annoyingly fertile. To coin a phrase, I got pregnant with the most recent one by pegging the other half's undies out on the line :) I knew a girl once who was 22 and had got pregnant on the pill, injection, implant, condoms and IUD. The IUD pregnancy resulted in an...
  13. RumpledElf

    Vasectomy... advise me I am scared.

    Hrm, I was going to haul the other half off to get snipped ... or at least mention it to the doc at my scheduled poke-and-prod next week. I'm 35 this year and will have 3 kids - the third is allegedly the Other gender so don't even have the issue of "are you going to keep trying for a boy" but...
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