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Booze is the ONLY answer. A billion drunks can't be wrong!

"'Twas a woman who drove me to drink and I never wrote to thank her." WC Fields

Perhaps not, unless your friends are more discerning than mine. Some "gift" wine isn't drinkable by the time you get it - That's why you got it, discount bin. :D ps I've even bought a bottle of Moet that had gone off. I would only buy expensive wine from a high turnover establishment now.

I had that problem when I gave up smoking so I have never dared give up beer.

That's why they package condoms in different packages. The three packs are for high-school boys: Fri, Sat, Sun. The six packs for uni boys: 2 0n Fri, 2 on Sat, 2 on Sun. The twelve packs are for the married men: Jan, Feb, Mar..... The old guys are back to the three packs: Xmas, B'day and Dad's...

Last time I checked it was legal to drink isnt it And fun. I can't sing when I'm sober. :)

"I spill more than you guys drink." [Dean Martin]

Reminds me of that thread "What bra size are you?" Didn't respond to that one either. Anyone game enough to ask "Does size matter?" Not me.