Les
That's what they call the people behind the counter in a Subway. It's one of those job names which tries to make it sound as if it's a lot better than it really is.
You sound Jakked off.
I was also called when I was at uni, which would have been a lark. But it was sent to my home address, then forwarded to my uni address- but jury notices at that time were never forwarded.
I was shortlisted on for jury duty but the ballot skipped over me.
I was working in law enforcement anyway- that can be sufficient reason to plead off (you are not unbiased).
Perhaps cross dressing is an option? :D