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Why is driving like health? Because a red P can be dangerous.

Ok. I thought it was Dead Head. Or similar.

And DH stands for ...?

James- the iPhone has been working on this forum for quite some time now. So you had a good Christmas?

Damn. Whenever I have a dead mouse it's the USB port, not the mousetrap.

Why are boobs like a toy train set? They're made for the kids but the fathers end up playing with them.

The definition of a cad is somebody who doesn't tell his wife he had a vasectomy until after his wife falls pregnant.

Certainly, I wasn't going to touch the boobs :(

No! Anything but that!

If you like what's there, I post the signs on Twitter. Follow subwaybelconnen. What I posted today on Twitter didn't even go on the sign. "In space, noone can smell your fear".

For lots more Dad jokes... www.belconnen-subs.com.au/board1.asp

Yes, your mother has time to post on the forum- whereas you... ;)

Also associatied with All Hallows Day or All Saints Day (November 1) is Mexico's Day of the Dead (November 2)- a colourful and enthusiastic celebration of the memory of deceased relatives. One friend has a big collection of Day of the Dead pieces. We only had one sugar skull, which only...

I heard that one of their employees fell into one of their lens makers and made a spectacle of himself.

You can't solve. Problem caused by too many glasses by using glasses :-(

Precisely why I put it in ;)

A lessor area is better than where you are now. A lesser area or even a lessee area is worser ;)