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To the one where you got inebriated or the other one? ;-)

Get quietly inebriated at one, that will help you to cope with the other one ;-) I haven't been to a Canberra Show since the kids were old enough to go by themselves.

One if those has already happened. In the news last month: Former Marlboro Man, 72, becomes FIFTH actor from iconic cigarette ads to die of lung disease

Subway actually ran an ad with an Asian person recently. One doesn't see many at all in any of the fast food ads despite so many staff being non Anglo.

I've found that husbands are good for getting did of spiders and opening jars. There's not much other use for us.

I've had a few web problems myself. I think that they may have been caused by a spider crawling through my computer. I've noticed a few bugs lately.

My first world problem is that my car can no longer control my Bluetooth phone. I have to press the phone to play music.

A minors hat wouldn't fit on my grown up head. A miner's hat may fit me better.

That's hospital food. Is that really a bonus? ;-)

When I worked in England (many years ago) the employer provided a heavily subsidised cafeteria with excellent lunches. And a subsidised pub- but only open after working hours. I don't see employers like that now.

I had a checkup yesterday. The doctor mentioned that I had had a blood test to detect problems with my thyroid. That surprised me- but it turns out that he meant my prostate. For a moment there, I thought he was going to stick his finger down my throat.

Any large organisation has its fair share of people who learn how to avoid real responsibility. Now that people are starting to be made redundant in the federal public service (a friend finished up last week) I can't see it getting much better either. You will get those people who only had a...

Now that's an oxymoron. Like military intelligence or fun run.

Optus used to change the SIMs for free. Then I went tightwad and went with Aldi mobile.

Are you talking about airlines, or something else?

It's pretty easy to detect. Have a look at who made the post. If it's GeoffW it's a very high chance it's a Geoff joke, and if it is, 100% chance that it will be a bad one,

It's not what it will be that's important. It's what it's bean.

If you have family members who go on longer trips (like my daughters), be aware that some companies- possibly many- only cover for a maximum of 12 months on a single trip.

Source it yourself on the internet. Even when my wife was working in the industry she would buy her own travel insurance over the net. Travel agents sometimes used to earn more from insurance commissions than travel commissions. And that was before airlines cut travel agent commissions way...

I gues that's not quite as bad as buying toilet paper and forgetting to bring it.