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:o In Kings Cross I learnt to landlord Tenants - all working girls and whores Cash was paid But I never got laid The mortgage was all I could afford :o

My favourite I wish that my room had a floor! I don't care so much for a door, But this crawling around Without touching the ground Is getting to be quite a bore. Nope I didn't compose it. It's considered one of the world's best limmericks and it relates to Real Estate It's written...