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    Ridiculous real estate spiels

    That's awesome!
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    Yeah, but who says "Italian Stallion" about their house?
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    "WHAT THE OWNERS SAY.... Our Italian Stallion, olive trees and all. We loved afternoons in the courtyard and evenings in the alfresco area.. Since moving out its been a great little income earner as an investment property." puhlease...
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    Ridiculous real estate spiels

    Sale by set date, EOI, and auctions don't involve negotiating on price. Personally, I love the negotiation process. The only time I have not negotiated was when I was selling my unit in Mandurah. I got an offer so close to asking that I couldn't argue.
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    Non-genuine sale. I don't really want to sell my house but I really like money. So I will like my house for $150k above market and see what happens I doubt that many of the listings on RE.com.au are practical jokes. Although, this one could be...
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    I reckon it's a great area. Not as great as that asking price though.
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    :) "low maintenance block" = cramped "potential" = over priced dump
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    Another one: GENUINE SALE ... coz all the other ads are just there for fun. http://reiwa.com.au/Buy/Pages/More-info.aspx?SearchType=RESSALE&prop_no=1&listingid=10430807&listingno=3432631&puid=0
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    It is overpriced for sure. Me and the vendor are $10k apart on this one and I am prepared to walk away over $10k.
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    The price is OTT. For $90k less I can get junk in a better location on more land. http://reiwa.com.au/Buy/Pages/More-info.aspx?SearchType=RESSALE&prop_no=1&listingid=10416797&listingno=3418597&puid=0 I had a look at it and the owner is already down. Can't get a little bit more out of them...
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    Ridiculous real estate spiels

    new one today "OOH - What you want OOH - Baby I got it OOH - What you need OOH - Do you know I've got it OOH - All I'm askin' OOH - Is for a little RESPECT - Just a little bit - Just a little bit - cause I am getting old, but my bones are good so look after me & you will get all you...
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    I emailed it all around my work too. That guy often writes interesting ads. Good on him for having some fun with it. Ads can be pretty boring... or just stupid. It's hard to find the middle ground.
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    Apparently it is "effeminately" a great time to buy: http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-dianella-115408763 Also, merry christmas? That was so last year. There was another one with "oedipus" in the ad for some reason (typo) but it seems to have been corrected. On the other...
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