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LOL! It will need to learn to type first.:D

I hope you get one like you. Waking six times a night for over two years, projectile vomiting and a bad, stubborn temper.:eek:

Yes, Elfy, congrats! We want pictures too.

LOL! I did say he would prefer to stick his head in the sand, didn't I?

Yes, well............:o Shall we just say that I'm not one of those parents that sticks their heads in the sand pretending that my offspring are perfect angels and don't behave like the rest of society. I find that nowadays I can talk to Lil about any subject, and I think she feels the same...

So.........how did you get in this predicament in the first place?:rolleyes:

Oh, I know. She should be able to do her nails at the same time. I just thought that she might have to rely on a male to get her the keyboard, as walking and pushing might be a tad uncomfortable. :p

Haven't heard from Elfy today. Maybe she's pushing as we speak. :p

LOL! I only just got rid of them both. :eek:

You're young, you can handle it. AND twice the size!

Does that really matter. As soon as you are able to have him, he's comming to Victoria. He keeps bullying the rest.:(

You should be entering Bob. You could certainly use the cash. :D

Former inmate! :p Sorry, Lil. I just couldn't help that one. :D

I still think you should enter politics. I think you'd be great at it. You should be good at it by now. :confused: Afterall, it was one of your duties (cause I hate ironing). :D

Kinky! :eek: My one involved a can of Impulse spray deodorant. :eek:

I served on a jury for a rape trial many years ago. It was very interesting. In the one that I sat on, we ruled "not guilty" as the male had been set up by his partner and part of their regular "activity" included sex play with "objects" one of which she claimed he had raped her with. One...

I hear it's all in the company you keep.:D

Thanks for that.:(

Well, I hope that's a deck she's talking about. :eek:

Eeeewwww!!!!! :eek: