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Change the rules on me, hey.:p

Yep! You guessed it. :o

Did you not notice the sarcasm. :rolleyes:

Yes, that's right. I go out every day and stroke my old, run down, dirty car and tell it how much I love it. :rolleyes: :p The best time is first thing in the morning, before anyone else is awake.

I'm pretty sure she hasn't.

You better give him a call then. :eek: To me a car is a means to get around. Nothing else! I have never found ANY car sexy.

Does that mean I'm off the hook? :D :p :p

It was actually Vincenzo that first brought up the subject, joanmc had to ask how you do it. :eek:

Am I the only person here who would rather be celebate than contemplate Grandma (or maybe Grandpa 'cause I'm female), the poor cat or a car? :eek: I couldn't even consider self stimulation as none of the choices would remotely get me in the mood to even think about getting raunchy. :confused:

LOL! You said what I am sure a lot of us were thinking. :rolleyes: ;)

LOL! Sorry! I opened it up from something that I was sent. Totally unsuspecting of what was to come. It really made me feel ill.

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/man-to-have-baby-with-his-lover-grandma/story-e6frf7lx-1225860821857 I am just gobsmacked!