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  1. vincenzo

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    If you keep it open, I'll keep filling it with goodness.
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    The ad didn't say if the business is still being run with it's original staff or not.
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    What about this guy's open plan filing cabinet office? They say he's quite organized :confused: Well I guess that he's just contributing to the effeciency of his employer's organization! He's a senior member and lawyer at VCAT, 55 king st. You can see the buildings across the intersection of...
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    Wow, it's a real bargain now! That's $321k off!!! And a real steal, when you look at how much it costs just to get a medium sized 4 cylinder car like this little ford...
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    I had to cut out Jeff's last reply since it was mostly swearing, but he basically refused, so all of the weaponary is still available!!! I know you have lots of money Lil Skater, since you were looking to buy some property, and haven't yet done so :rolleyes:
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    Pointless posts are ok, it's the unneccessary ones that get deleted :eek:
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    Notice the soul crushing disappointment :( I should write them a letter asking them why can't they just make what people ask for, without the goddamn 20 questions, just like every other take away food joint or resturant in the world :confused:
  8. vincenzo

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    Sounds like you're pregnant, and hot flushes usually mean it's a boy, and stomach aches usually mean twins. If there are also headaches, then it's probably triplets.
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    Sounds more like illness than health, your joke was not only lame, but very illogical. Mine was sooooo much better, but the mods have officially banned that image of a crass nature lolololololololololololololololololololololol :rolleyes:
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    Hey Witzl, unless you want a root canal, you might wanna back off the tiny teddys. edit: interesting goal Mooze... how did you settle on $1.2 million for a first milestone?
  11. vincenzo

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    I hope you keep on browsing not just those sites, but even do your own searches, include keywords such as child, children, girl, teenage, etc in your searches. You don't have to pay for an expensive therapist to sort things out, you can learn how to adapt and cater to her needs ;) It wouldn't be...
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    I agree with much of what you say, and proving facts to her with experiments is excellent. lol @ the laptop not being a computer :eek: that would have stumped me I think :eek: It's probably hard to do, but i'd try to not feel pressure from the small community you live in, for her to be...
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    I agree 100% that you shouldn't trust what I say completely Elf, since i'm just some guy you've bumped into on the internet, so who knows wether or not I really do know an expert psychologist. I also agree that I wouldn't call a scanner a computer either, but I cannot deny that it does...
  14. vincenzo

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    A scanner, just like any digital device such as phones, calculators, gameboys, etc, are all types of computers :D Your daughter and that young fellow were both correct, she didn't want to hear that it was a scanner, the young fellow should have figured that out pretty quickly, and told her...
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    A very important part of walking is a smooth, swaying body movement. Swaying is a very important part of walking! :D Allthough very different, there are many similarities between living things such as plants, animals and humans. All three enjoy company, music, good nutrition, hydration, and...
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    One time when my boy was about 2, and watching Thomas the tank engine, he saw a green train roll up and he exclaimed "Percy!" I told him "No, that's not Percy, that's someone else." And he annoyingly replied "That's Percy!" me "No it's not!" him "Yes it is!" etc... Luckily Percy came on...
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    I imagine she'd make a good property manager, not that she isn't smart enough to become a top lawyer, doctor or whatever she likes of course! I wonder if she'd be as rude as House if she became a doctor?
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    Demonic Hermaphrodite when he's done something wrong.
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    If you've got the spanner or allen key which fits on the bolts correctly, you can roughly double the force you put on the bolt, by using a second spanner on the end of the allen key or or first spanner:
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    I can think of at least a few things that will send me back to sleep, but turning on the pc and posting on somersoft isn't one of them :)
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