There are so many forms which ask for your occupation. We have been known to stick down the ridiculous when asked
The only time we don't lie is on our inward/outward bound immigration forms - we never ever put drug smuggler on those :)
Good question.
I was trying to explain what I would 'be' as I've just resigned.
entrepreneur - too wanky
property developer - about right but not if I don't want the ATO to think I'm a developer
company director - possible