Ill have a go.
1986 - Born
2004 - Finished school
2005 - Moved to Mildura for work and bought first PPOR unit aged 18
2010 - Married
2011 - Wife buys IP#1
2012 - I buy IP#2 (now PPOR and unit becomes IP)
2013 - Wife is currently 16 weeks pregnant and now putting investing on the back...