A Limerick

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From: Eric Snow


There was a man from St. Ives,
Who bought into an I.P. market on the rise,
The market crashed,
He ran out of cash,
Now he is thinking he wasn't so wise.


"Females and finances don't mix."

Eric
 
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From: Jeremy Laws


Eric!
Explain to me when St Ives property has _ever_ 'crashed'. The history I have is that it never has. Property has taken longer to sell, but to pick a particularly blue chip suburb of Sydney and say its crashed is not very bright at all.
 
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From: Duncan M




He only lived at St Ives, he didnt buy there I guess.


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Eric!
Explain to me when St Ives property has _ever_ 'crashed'. The history I have
is that it never has. Property has taken longer to sell, but to pick a
particularly blue chip suburb of Sydney and say its crashed is not very
bright at all.



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From: Jeremy Laws


Duncan,
You must be correct, I didn't read it properly! I wonder where he did buy???
 
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Reply: 1.1.2
From: Asy .



There once was a guy named Eric,
who had the personality of a Derrick,
he should stick to shares,
not show us his wares,
cos his limericks they don't rate a skerrick.

:eek:)

o'asy


"Don't forget what happened to the guy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted...
He lived happily ever after.
(Willy Wonka).
 
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From: Robert Forward



There was a guy named Mr Snow.
His brain speed was rather slow.
He dithered and dathered
Until his brain was lathered
What ever happened to him we'll never know.


Cheers
Robert

Property Inspection Reports @
http://www.creativefinance.com.au
 
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From: Simon H


The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

regards Simon H
:)
 
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From: Anonymous


There once was an idiot named Snow
Who's shares didn't amount to a blow
Whilst IP'ers made money
He had no luck with the honey's
Becuase he had nothing to show!

A better last line might also be:

"Becuase he had nothing below!"

I don't know, what do you think? :)
 
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From: KJL .


There once was an Eric from Sydney
Who behind an email remained hidden. He
said "folks, it's my style,
to get forumites riled"
And he made a good job of it, didn't he?
 
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From: J Parker



Once a small fellow named Snow
Did splash out on shares with his dough
The market did crash
He lost all his cash
And now likes to pull others down in his woe

Jacque :)
 
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From: J Parker


Seriously, though, Eric...
Thanks for the laughs- you've managed to bring a smile to our faces and we appreciate your efforts at humour!

I've come to the sad conclusion that none of us will poets maketh....
Cheers, Jacque :)
 
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From: Simon H


There was a bloke named snow
he had a shares trumpet to blow
he huffed and he puffed
until he was stuffed
and still no one wanted to know

regards Simon H
:)
 
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Reply: 1.1.2.1.2.1
From: The Wife


hahahahaa...love ya's.

TW
 
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Reply: 3.2.1
From: J Parker


I think Simon H's has got to win- the image of the big bad wolf so suits young Eric!!

Well done Simon!
Cheers, Jacque :)
 
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Reply: 3.2.1.1
From: Simon H


Thanks Jacque i was inspired

keep it up Eric lots of fun!!

regards Simon H
:)
 
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Reply: 3.2.1.1.1
From: Joanna K


Thanks for brightening my day guys...Terrific!


Kind regards
THE RENTAL SPECIALISTS

JOANNA KARAVASILIS
Principal

rentals@rentalspecialists.com.au
www.rentalspecialists.com.au
 
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Ode to The Wife

Reply: 1.1.2.1.2.1.1
From: Anonymous


There once was a mother called "The Wife"
Who wanted her kids to have a great life
She bought and sold many a property
To avoid having to live in poverty
Oh how it would be to live like "The Wife"

Some think The Wife maybe crazy
Well, she's definitely ain't lazy
The Wife works all day
To earn a passive a pay
Though some days that go by are rather hazy

The Wife has a goal of infinite wealth
To this point she'll sacrifice her health
We all know she'll succeed
without having to plead
To learn how she did it you'll have to join Freestylers
 
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Reply: 3.2.1.1.1.1
From: See Change



When I ponder the subject of Eric
Alas , there is little of merit
His one minded approach
just embarrasses folks
And his humor's on par with a ferret

see change

it's better to be guided by your dreams than your fears
 
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From: See Change


One more for the road

There was a young lad on the forum
On the subject of shares he can bore 'em
HIH , Not a house!
Rodney Adler .. That louse !!!
Now he's loosing all sense of decorum

see change

it's better to be guided by your dreams than your fears
 
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