Another climate change/Carbon tax statement

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So how will the CT affect our emissions, and hence our CO[sub]2[/sub] footprint, again?
 
"We've gotta get our hands on some of that bloody cash going offshore so we can get this deficit down...it's a bloody pain in the @rse. How can we do it?"

"Just bring in another tax; who cares?"

"Nah; the public will jump up and down; think of the next election, will ya?'

"Yeah; of course...Hey! - how about this; let's attach a bit of a feel-good environment story to it - the world will benefit, ra,ra,ra that'll get it over the line; everyone's hooked on that stuff at the mo""

"Sounds good. Any ideas what to spin it as?"

"Umm..ahh; dunno yet; it'll come to me. Come on; it's lunchtime; let's go to the caff."

"Nah' I'm taking a sickie after lunch; gunna bugger-off while no-one is watching. See ya tomorrow."

:D
 
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