Are you male or female?

[Monopoly]

I knew a woman once who hid all her newly acquired furniture in her husband's shed until she could muster up the nerve to fess up to the fact that she'd been shopping!!! Thankfully for her he wasn't much of a handy man, thus never needed to make use of any of the tools quietly rotting away on the shelves, and so never discovered her secret stash!!!

 

[D.T.]

I've got one of these....with tv antenna.
so that makes me a bloke.

Even included Wolfe jr in the photo

 

[WinstonWolfe]

My better half doesn't know a left handed screw driver from a right,
and she thinks
a chuck is a spew
a hex a curse
a flat head a haircut
a philips a hair dryer
a crescent head a cockatoo
a torque wrench a verbose dirty girl
a socket set a a bunch of small socks.
a splitter (axe) something a hair dresser uses.
a mallet a fish

 

[WinstonWolfe]

Even included Wolfe jr in the photo

yeah mini-me is never far away, hoping she'll get food or massages or a ride to town.

if we weren't considering downsizing, I'd get her a buddy. Dogs are social animals and shouldn't spend a lot of time on their own imho. mini-me just comes alive when we take her to the shops or coffee joints. a really beautiful nature...her dad does palliative hospital ward visits.