Awesome deal

Sim

Administrator
Just got sent a deal by email which I haven't seen before... wonder if this deal is worth while ?? :rolleyes: (PS. for the terminally naive out there - this IS a scam !!)

Sim'

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Your Honour,

First, I must solicit your confidence in this transaction, this is by virtue of it's nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL and TOP SECRET.

Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day.We have decided to contact you through your box due to the urgency of this transaction.

Let me start by first introducing myself properly to you. I am MR AKINTOLA JAMES, CREDIT OFFICER, with the UNION BANK Plc. I came to know of you in my private search for a reliable and reputable person to handle this confidential business which require maximum confidence.

THE PROPOSITION

A foreigner, Late ENGINEER DAVID CHING CHEN, from Taiwan an Oil Merchant/Contractor with the federal Government of Nigeria, until his death on board the American Flight 587, an Airbus A300 left JFK, bound for Dominican Republic that crashed in Queens New York, USA. Banked with us here at "UNION BANK" Plc, and had a balance of US$20,120,000.00{TWENTY MILLION ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} which the bank now expects a next of kin to claim as beneficiary,Valuable efforts are being made by the "UNION BANK" Plc to get in touch with any of the Chen's family or relatives but to no success.

It is because of the perceived possibility of not being able to locate any of Late Engr, David Ching Chen next of kin {he had no wife nor children that is known to us}. The management under the influence of our Chairman and members of the Board of Directors, are making arrangement for the funds to be declared
"UNCLAIMED" and will be lost to the Federal Government or subsequently be donated to the Trust Fund for Arms and Ammunition to further enhance the course of war in West Africa.

In order to avert this negative development, some of my colleagues and I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to Late Engr, David Ching Chen so that the funds US$20.120M would be released and paid into your account as the beneficiary next of kin.

All documents and proves to enable you get this fund will be carefully worked out. We have secured from the probate an order of mandamus to locate any of deceased beneficiary and more so we are assuring you this business is 100% risk free involvement. Your share stays while the rest would be for myself and my
colleagues for investment purposes.According to agreement within both parties.

As soon as we an acknowledgement of this message in acceptance of our mutual business proposal, we will furnish you with the necessary modalities and disbursement ratio to suite both parties without any conflict If this proposal is acceptable by you do not make undue advantage of the trust we have bestowed on you, then kindly get to me immediately.

Please furnish me with your most confidential Telephone and Fax Number, signify your intentions immediately through this e-mail address:[deleted to protect the innocent] as time is not on our side.

Yours Faithfully,

Akintola James
 
HaHAHaah

You are too cute Sim'

I loved the fact that you felt you had to delete the email addy...

That is so fantastic!!!

I love reading these emails, they are hillarious!!!

asy :D
 
Oooh! you made my evening!!

Thanks!!!

That's a FANTASTIC site!!

I loved this gem:

Workshop:
Grammatical errors: What's the optimal number?

Where's Sim when you need him?

asy :D
 
hahaha i remember a thread on another forum where someone actualy strung the people who did this kind of scam along for quite a while

h5

ill see if I can find it

here it is
 
Ben,

you ABSOLUTELY made my day...

You are a legend.

This was one of the FUNNIEST things I have ever read!!!

ALL HEIL THE MAGNIFICENT WOMBAT MARSUPIAL!!!

asy :D :D :D :D :D
 
I'm with Asy - it's been a long time since I laughed so much I cried...

I love the justice that Wombat is dispensing!!!!

An excellent post, Xbx

Regards,
 
Hi all,

I know of a certain mortgage broker from these forums who took a 419'er for a bit of a ride. Was some amusing stuff :)

-Regards

Dave
 
I read the funniest exchange between an American woman and an African man based in Amsterdam along these lines. She actually found a webcam on a street corner in Amsterdam and arranged to meet him there when she arrived in Amsterdam. Of course she didn't attend but published all these pics of him waiting around for her. I will try to find it again!

Simon
 
Hi all

How do you people get these great emails all i seem to get lately is how to make your tackle bigger. With just a few pills a day.

regards
BC
 
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