Yes, you need help.
No one in their right mind goes on a holiday to Adelaide
I know, right? I only went there because the Australian men's volleyball team was playing the World League there this weekend. We lost both games btw in case you are wondering.
I found it funny that Coles and Woolies were closed at night (say 10pm), they were closed at about 7pm on a Saturday and Sunday mornings, all the stores are shut until 11am! The guy at the tourist info centre said they "were civilised", you know, everybody's in Church, I'd describe it as 20 years backwards....