Christmas Note, Santa's Elves

The North Pole is in Canada, and Santa is of course Canadian, so we got the skinny on the fat man before general release.
Elves feel discriminated against,
have become unionized and wish to no longer be referred to as elves.
Henceforth in matters of employment and other contracts, media releases, the persons formerly known as elves, will be referred to as
subordinate clauses​
Please ensure that all letters to Santa are appropriately rewritten