Good Investment

From: Jerry Maguire

hope this will help those to save...


The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first love-making encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etcetera.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state.

Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive.

Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totalling nearly $1 million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot she gestured towards the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stock holder in the bank.

She told him that for over 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he reply, " If i had known what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

the morale of this story is to start paying your wife or partner for sex!!! NO
I think everyone got the picture

Take care of your investment everyone

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From: Manny B

Hi Jerry,

you're a gun... I enjoyed this...


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