How to write a disclaimer:

This is attached to a recommendation by Bob Moriarty of 321 Gold.

As always, we don't share in your profit so we don't share in your losses. I'd encourage you to go to their website and follow the story. Please take some responsibility for your own life and finances and do your own due diligence. We are biased, we own shares and they are an advertiser.

I've seen some beauties. What are yours?
 
Parts of this disclaimer were found on this website.

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