Jedi IP Wisdom

From: Michael G

Jedi IP Wisdom:

Agents, Vendors, Tenants. The Dark Side of the Cash are they.

Mind what you have learned. Save you it can.

Only a fully trained Investor with the Cash as his ally will conquer.

Through the Cash, things you will buy. Other places. The future... the past. Old Opportunities long gone.

An Investor uses the Cash for knowledge and assets, never for liabilities.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

Gearing is the path to the Dark Side.

Once you start down the path of Gearing, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will...

Seminars not make one great.

Beware the Gearing.

When nine hundred gazumptions you reach, look as good you will not.

Always two there are, no more, no less... an Agent and a Vendor.

My ally is the Cash. And a powerful ally it is.

Doodads matters not. Judge me by my car?

Bonds lead to OTPs, OTPs lead to debt, debt leads to suffering.

Always in motion is the future.

You will know when you are calm, at peace, passive.

I sense much fear in you.

This is a dangerous time for you, when you will be tempted by the Gearing of the Cash.

The Cash is what gives an Investor his power. It's an monetary field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

Be mindful of the future but not at the expense of the moment.

Remember, an Investor can feel the Cash flowing through him.

You must learn the ways of the Cash.

Control! You must learn control!

Concentrate.. feel the Cash flow.

Keep your concentration on the here and now where it belongs.

Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! An Investor craves not these things.

Your focus determines your reality.

The Deposit Bonds are quicker, easier, more seductive.

You cannot escape your destiny.

Be mindful of the living Cash.

If you end your training now, if you choose the quick and easy path, you will become an agent of REI.

Many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.

Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

Be mindful of your feelings.

The Cash can have a strong influence on the weak minded. You will find it a powerful ally.

A contract is the weapon of an Investor. Not as clumsy or as random as a verbal agreement. An elegant weapon for a more civilized time.

For over a thousand generations the Investors were the guardians of wealth and assets in the Old Times. Before the Dark Times, before the Government.

Your eyes can decieve you. Don't trust them. may want to read this post a couple of times. There are some gems of real value in there.

Michael Gruber
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From: Sim' Hampel

And I thought I spent too long doing this kind of stuff... you've outdone yourself MG... good one !


Sim's random kinda-meaningful cliche-quote:
~ Ahhh! A great warrior. Wars not
make one great. ~
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From: Glenn M

I might have to watch these movies again....looks like they will give you more knowledge than seminars.

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From: Robert Longmore

sad thing is, there are people out there who will pay to hear so called jedi/Investing masters teach less than the lessons in the above.
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From: Nigel W

cue sinister music and rasping voice

Fools! Don't you know that the Gearing multiplies your power to direct the Cash. The risks of the Gearing are high - but only for those of weak-will and mere Padawans in the way of the Cash.

Join me in the Gearing...and make the Empire of Financiers stronger...*wheeze wheeze*

hehe Love it !

That's the best read I've had in a long time. Well done Michael

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From: Michael G

LENDER: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. You do not yet realize your importance. You have only begun to discover you power. Join me and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

INVESTOR: I'll never join you!

LENDER: If you only knew the power of the Gearing. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Broker.

INVESTOR: He told me enough! He told me you bankrupted him.

LENDER: No. I am your Broker.

Shocked, The Investor looks at Lender in utter disbelief.

INVESTOR: No. No. That's not true! That's impossible!

LENDER: Search your statements. You know it to be true.


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From: Sim' Hampel

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away...

It is a period of economic war. Rebel lenders, striking from their hidden asset-bases, have won their first victory against the evil Banking Empire.

During the battle, Rebel brokers managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death-Mortgage, a cross-collateralised loan structure with enough conditions to destroy your entire financial flexibility.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister mobile lenders, Broker-Princess Leia-tham races home aboard her scooter, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore flexibility to the galaxy of investment loans...

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From: Gee Cee Cee


Did you actually write that.?

If so could you bring some of that stuff you have been drinking to the Big Picnic.


Gee Cee

P.S. Very well put!!
Sorta like The Wifes big fishing expo.
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From: Robert Forward

Does that mean you are going to come to the picnic Gee Cee???

To all, I will go and do a drive around Centennial Park on Sunday to see where is used and where isn't. I will post more about the day next week. But the Picnic will be on the Sunday the 23rd of September ok. So this way you can all start booking flights and making plans.

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Jedi IP Wisdom Big Picnic

From: Gee Cee Cee

Hi Robert

I am hoping to attend although my parents are having their wedding anniversary on Sun night.

Have to exit early.

Years ago when last at Centennial Park the area around the stables had heaps of vacant area.

Gee Cee
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Princess Leia-tham!!! WAAA HAAA HAAAA!!!! (nm)

From: Owen .
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