JOKE: Barbie

monday joke


A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How
much is that Barbie in the window?", he asks the shop assistant.

In a manner she responds, "Which Barbie?
We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95,
Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95,
Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95,
and, Divorced Barbie for $395.00."

The perplexed looking guy asks sheepishly, "Why is Divorced Barbie
different from all the others ?"

"That's obvious," the assistant states, "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's
house, Ken's car,
Ken's boat, Ken's furniture and, Ken's superannuation... "