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Bogan Hunters ... Housos cast (L-R) Elle Dawe (Shazza), Paul Fenech (Franky), and Kev Taumata (far right) go in search of Australia's biggest bogans. Photo: Peter Stoop

Seven launches new reality show Bogan Hunters, where being stabbed gets put down to a sign of love.


Tasmania is the bogan capital of Australia and if you're seeking bogans in the ACT look no further than the nation's parliament.

These are just some of the findings to come out of a "bogan odyssey" completed by self-proclaimed boganologist Paul Fenech.

If I was thinking about a holiday in Australia and I saw this, I'd probably be scared

With the other two members of his crack team, Shazza (Elle Dawe) and Kev the Kiwi (Kevin Taumata), who will be familiar from the controversial SBS series Housos, Fenech has visited every state for a new 7Mate series called Bogan Hunters.

"There are plenty of places in each state," he says. "Start in the centre of a city and drive for about 35 minutes minimum into the suburbs and you will find a bogan area.

"Tasmania has the top-shelf, black-label bogans. There's an element of boganicity there that is worthy of another 15 years of social study."

And the epicentre of Tasmanian bogan culture is in a suburb of Launceston, according to Fenech.

"It's a place called Ravenswood, which they told us not to go to because we'd get stabbed," he says. "But we didn't get stabbed and it was all nice."

In the course of his fieldwork, Fenech, who starred as Franky Falzoni in Housos, has become an expert in recognising his quarry.

"The haircut is most likely a mullet or a shaved mullet," he says. "Home-done tattoos are very important and a missing tooth is a likely indicator. Look for flannelette, ugg boots and thongs and if there is an alcoholic beverage to complete the whole ensemble then you've got yourself a bogan."

Of particular interest to the bogan hunters are the mating rituals, described by Fenech as "a quick process".

He also uncovered some touching tales in the course of his travels.

"We met one girl in Adelaide who, despite the fact she stabbed her partner with her mulling scissors, they are still a couple," he says. "That's bogan love right there."

And while there are no plans at present to show Bogan Hunters overseas, Fenech is unapologetic about the image of Australia presented by the "reality show".

"If some people look at it and go, 'Jesus, is this what Australia's like? Oh, my god.' Well, don't shoot the messenger. This is the bogan world. Like it or love it. It exists.

"If I was thinking about a holiday in Australia and I saw this, I'd probably be scared. If I was in Canada I think I'd maybe go to Hawaii instead."

A spokeswoman for Seven said a final date has yet to be set for the show, but confirmed it would go to air in May.
Bogan habitat around the country, according to "Boganologist" Paul Fenech:

Sydney: "A toss-up between Mount Druitt and Campbelltown"

Brisbane: Logan

Melbourne: Frankston

Adelaide: Elizabeth

Western Australia: Rockingham

Darwin: Palmerston

ACT: "Let's face it, parliament has got the best bogans in the country".

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...y-be-scared-20140401-35vpo.html#ixzz2xjP6xhyx
 
I would have picked armadale or balga over rockingham for WAs bogan centre.

And I would have picked *.* for Adelaide's :p
 
I hear that Dazz who attended NIDA is going to make an entrance on one of the shows.....first politics now this...how exciting...:)
 

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Has anyone got Fenech's number? He doesn't know shik about bogans.


What do you get when yo cross breed a golden retriever with a staffodshire bull terrior? .......Golden Staff.
 
Has anyone got Fenech's number? He doesn't know shik about bogans.


What do you get when yo cross breed a golden retriever with a staffodshire bull terrior? .......Golden Staff.

Datto, Fenech's send-up may not be totally accurate but it's funny!
By the way, he's supposed to be a Maltese bogan in Housos
maybe that's why he's not totally red-necked, he's got ethnic mixed with bogan!
 
Datto, Fenech's send-up may not be totally accurate but it's funny!
By the way, he's supposed to be a Maltese bogan in Housos
maybe that's why he's not totally red-necked, he's got ethnic mixed with bogan!


ya figgin kidding me!!!!!... I could have sworn....oh well, had me fooled.
 
I just sat down to watch my first bogan hunters. After noticing that my mind was wandering, or comatose even, I stopped the tape. I had lasted 5 min 50 seconds. That long?
 
Melbourne - Frankston
having lived for 53 years - many of those years in various parts of Melbourne - I can tell ya's that there are absolutely loads of suburbs swamped with bogans.

Even my own Dromana and nearby Rosebud are rife with 'em.

Frigging depressing - I love the geographical location where I live, but can't stand a large percentage of the humans in it.

Frankston merely gets most of the bogan attention on the news for some reason.
 
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