Sooooooooo, what's the catch? If there were no catches, the whole forum would already be signed up... and I would be sacking my broker. But somehow, with just 12 posts in and making statements like that, I'm not completely convinced...
Low LVRs? Platinum level DSRs?
And sooo... he disappears.
In the meantime, time to celebrate (winnings of) the Hawks game.