Ridiculous real estate spiels

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Tulamalula

Being on RE-com for much of each day I have come across some absolutely ridiculous spiels written by agents. I had to share starting with this - http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-dianella-115785363

"THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE STANDS BEFORE YOU" (insert vomit sounds here)
So lets talk about finding "the one" - whether it's the soulmate you've been searching forever for or the one who lights your fire every time you see them or maybe its the protector who makes you feel safe and secure. It could even be the combination of all three that attracts you. Guess what - the same applies for finding the perfect home for your family - "the one" out of all the hundreds and thousands of properties on the market. No home will "tick all the boxes" but maybe, just maybe, this handsome property will be "the one"!

and this dork who lists every ad with "Don't look back in anger .."

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-morley-116033451
http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-morley-115845107

We should create an annual award for the cheesiest agent spiel, I'll buy the gold coated plastic trophy and send it to the winner.
 
Apparently it is "effeminately" a great time to buy:

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-dianella-115408763

Also, merry christmas? That was so last year.

There was another one with "oedipus" in the ad for some reason (typo) but it seems to have been corrected.

On the other hand, I think this one is actually interesting:

"Do me up, butter cup!"

"From the photos, you can clearly see that the home feels like That 70's Show. Sure, if that's your thing- it's OK, but if it's not- you have a blank canvass to start off with."

http://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-wa-bassendean-114077735

It walks the line but I don't think it crosses it.
 
sound like the same script writer from " Best Exotic marigold Hotel "

can't blame them for being original and it did catch your attention and did get linked onto the busiest property forum in australia ......

Cliff
 
see_change said:
sound like the same script writer from " Best Exotic marigold Hotel "

can't blame them for being original and it did catch your attention and did get linked onto the busiest property forum in australia ......

Cliff
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I emailed it all around my work too. That guy often writes interesting ads. Good on him for having some fun with it. Ads can be pretty boring... or just stupid. It's hard to find the middle ground.
 
Mr effeminately is the same guy who starts his adds Don't look back in anger

So far he's the winner, though I'd love to see a working example of the use of the word Oedipus in a real estate advertisement.
 
Dont feel left out like Oedipus

This great little complex , a six pack , is something that everyone would want to show off to their mother as the proud owner.........

cliff
 
If I see one more logan property ad with "NEST OR INVEST" as the title I am going to stab someone in the eye with a toothpick
 
I can't find it now, but a property somewhere around Newcastle was

Perfect for "first home buyers, investors, downsizers, empty nesters, young families, small families or developers"

So, it's a house that has 3 bedrooms and a largish yard then?
 
not haunted !?

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When we were selling our modest three Bedder in Concord west , The billboard said Vogue Living .

I asked the guy putting it up , what was the most honest sign he had ever put up , he laughed and said

" Rat infested Hovel "

Cliff
 
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