# Sex or chocolate

#### propertyworks

From: George M

> CHOCOLATE or SEX Mathematics
>
> This is pretty neat how it works out.
> This is cool chocolate math !!!!!!or Sex math !!!!!!!
> DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
>
> IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE ......
> WORK THIS OUT AS YOU READ.
> BE SURE YOU DON'T READ THE BOTTOM UNTIL YOU'VE WORKED IT OUT! tHIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE WASTE OF TIME THINGS, IT'S FUN.
>
> 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
> to have chocolate or Sex (try for more than once but less than 10 ).
> 2. Multiply this number by 2 ( Just to be bold )
> 3. Add 5 ( for Sunday)
> 4. Muliply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator.
> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year
> add 1752 ....
> If you haven't, add 1751......
> 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
> You should have a three digit number......
> The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how
> many times you want to have chocolate or sex each week).
> The next two numbers are ..........
>
> YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!!)
> This is the only Year (2002) it will ever work, so spread it around while
> it lasts.
Have Fun

George Mariotti

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#### asy

Reply: 1
From: Asy .

Thanks George, that was funny...

But...

Why does it have to be Sex OR Chocolate?

Why do I have to make a choice?
Can't I have both, preferably at the same time...

Mmmmm... Yum...

D

asy

"Don't forget what happened to the guy who suddenly got everything he ever wanted...
He lived happily ever after.
(Willy Wonka).

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#### propertyworks

Reply: 1.1
From: George M

I like the way you think!!!!

George

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#### Jester

Reply: 1.2
From: John P

Why not sex and chocolate at the same time?

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#### propertyworks

Reply: 1.2.1
From: George M

yeah good Asy already said that but thats ok

SEX AND CHOCOLATE FOR EVERYONE!!!

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