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> This is a bit of a giggle, replace the word cow with the word house, and the word milk with the word rent, and see how fast you stop laughing, to close to real life , enjoy )
> World Ideologies (Referencing Cows)
>
> Feudalism
> You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
> Pure Socialism
> You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn
> with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The
> government gives you all the milk you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism
> Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of
> the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government
> gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
> Fascism
> You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of
> them, and sells you the milk.
> Pure Communism
> You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all
> share the milk.
> Real World Communism
> You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker
> about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile,
> no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
> Russian Communism
> You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes
> all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the
> black market.
> Perestroika
> You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all
> the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free"
> market.
> Cambodian Communism
> You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
> Militarianism
> You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
> Totalitarianism
> You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed.
> Milk is banned.
> Pure Democracy
> You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
> Representative Democracy
> You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the
> milk.
> British Democracy
> You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The
> government doesn't do anything.
> Bureaucracy
> You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed
> them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then
> it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the
> drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing
> cows.
> Pure Anarchy
> You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your
> neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
> Pure Capitalism
> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> Capitalism
> You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows,
> because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.
> Enviromentalism
> You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
> Political Correctness
> You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the
> phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged
> (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
> Surrealism
> You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica
> lessons.
TW
~Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes~
> This is a bit of a giggle, replace the word cow with the word house, and the word milk with the word rent, and see how fast you stop laughing, to close to real life , enjoy )
> World Ideologies (Referencing Cows)
>
> Feudalism
> You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
> Pure Socialism
> You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn
> with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The
> government gives you all the milk you need.
Bureaucratic Socialism
> Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of
> the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government
> gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need.
> Fascism
> You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of
> them, and sells you the milk.
> Pure Communism
> You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all
> share the milk.
> Real World Communism
> You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker
> about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile,
> no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation.
> Russian Communism
> You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes
> all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the
> black market.
> Perestroika
> You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all
> the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free"
> market.
> Cambodian Communism
> You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
> Militarianism
> You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
> Totalitarianism
> You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed.
> Milk is banned.
> Pure Democracy
> You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
> Representative Democracy
> You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the
> milk.
> British Democracy
> You have two cows. You feed them sheeps' brains and they go mad. The
> government doesn't do anything.
> Bureaucracy
> You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed
> them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then
> it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the
> drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing
> cows.
> Pure Anarchy
> You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your
> neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
> Pure Capitalism
> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> Capitalism
> You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows,
> because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral.
> Enviromentalism
> You have two cows. The government bans you from milking or killing them.
> Political Correctness
> You are associated with (the concept of "ownership" is a symbol of the
> phallo centric, war mongering, intolerant past) two differently - aged
> (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
> Surrealism
> You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica
> lessons.
TW
~Before you criticize people, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away. And you have their shoes~
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