This is a new one

[MTR]

Boganista

None of this bogan stuff... now for those who want to stand out in the crowd and proud of it.... we go Boganista.

This is a glamourous bogan. Slightly more upmarket version of a bogan who tries a little bit too hard to deny the inner bogan. Makes your average bogan look good by trying to cover their bogan tendencies with a little bit of glamour.

What next, we Aussies are making a real meal out of this bogan stuff, taking it to new heights, I feel dizzy thinking about it, wooohooooo why not, we can claim this beast

Its all fun, wheres me uggies Darl

 

[Angel]

You mean like Amber Wheeler wearing pearls?

 

[Scott No Mates]

We need Datto's experience here.

 

[moyjos]

Boganista

None of this bogan stuff... now for those who want to stand out in the crowd and proud of it.... we go Boganista.

This is a glamourous bogan. Slightly more upmarket version of a bogan who tries a little bit too hard to deny the inner bogan. Makes your average bogan look good by trying to cover their bogan tendencies with a little bit of glamour.

What next, we Aussies are making a real meal out of this bogan stuff, taking it to new heights, I feel dizzy thinking about it, wooohooooo why not, we can claim this beast

Its all fun, wheres me uggies Darl

Ahhh the "CUB" (cashed up bogan) they are the ones who....

Blokes: drive a brand new Holden Ute and drink Coronas or some " black" version of whatever the bogan spirit is

"Ladies": Have "tasteful" tatts reminding them of their children or husbands names. Carry a LV handbag that they bought cheap in Bali

 

[property_girl]

I think we all have an inner bogan that we occasionally let out.

 

[D.T.]

Ahhh the "CUB" (cashed up bogan) they are the ones who....

Blokes: drive a brand new Holden Ute and drink Coronas or some " black" version of whatever the bogan spirit is

"Ladies": Have "tasteful" tatts reminding them of their children or husbands names. Carry a LV handbag that they bought cheap in Bali

Hey whats wrong with Coronas?

 

[Mr. Fabulous]

Hey whats wrong with Coronas?

Nothing. If you're gay. Christ almighty, my gay friends don't even drink that crap.

 

[Jen_PFR]

I thought of this over the weekend, when one evening I saw a stretch Hummer on its way to one of my neighbours' houses..... as husband reminded me, it IS ball season... CLARSSSY!!

The funniest part was watching the poor driver have to mount the roundabout to get around/over it

 

[moyjos]

Hey whats wrong with Coronas?

Nothing exactly wrong with Coronas, just that have become the "trendy" beer and the CUBS wouldn't be seen dead drinking XXXX or the like. Every 2nd pub up here has a Corona and bucket of Prawns deal.

 

[depreciator]

drive a brand new Holden Ute

And on the weekends tow behind it a $30K jet ski.

 

[VYBerlinaV8]

I love my Toohey's New.

I grew up very much a bogan, but somewhere along the way things changed, and one day I woke up with a Hyundai, an 8 bedroom house and a love of blues rock.

Bugger.

 

[VYBerlinaV8]

And on the weekends tow behind it a $30K jet ski.

Why would you tow a ute behind a jet ski??

 

[LoneWolf]

I don't think that been a bogan is a bad thing

 

[Mr. Fabulous]

the CUBS wouldn't be seen dead drinking XXXX

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking XXXX either. But that's because it is in the Top 3 Worst Beers in Australia.

The Top 3 are:

• West End
• Tooheys anything
• XXXX anything

 

[Blacky]

Whats the difference between a boganista and a CUB?

I don't like all these new fancy labels people are coming up with.

It used to be Bogan, blue collar, white collar.

Now we have bogans, lumberhomos, metrohomo, boganistas and a whole lot of other names.

Why can't people just be... normal?

Blacky

 

[Blacky]

I wouldn't be caught dead drinking XXXX either. But that's because it is in the Top 3 Worst Beers in Australia.

The Top 3 are:

• West End
• Tooheys anything
• XXXX anything

My favourite kind of a beer is an open one.

My second favourite kind is an open, cold one.

 

[Tranquilo]

Nothing. If you're a poof. Christ almighty, my gay friends don't even drink that crap.

LOL I neally fell off my chair what a pisser.

I'll tell you a secret sometimes I might have a Baileys

 

[Angel]

I'll tell you a secret sometimes I might have a Baileys

You girl!....

 

[Rixter]

Hey whats wrong with Coronas?

Gotta luv a Corona

 

[lizzie]

.... sooooooo ... eating lamingtons whilst drinking a c(h)ardy on ice makes me .... ... ?