Whats the creepiest thing your young child has said to you

[Trippy]

: Not to me, but to his grandmother. He was cuddling with her and being very sweet (he was about 3 at the time). He takes her face in his hands, and brings his face close to hers, then tells her that she's very old, and will die soon. Then he makes a point of looking at the clock.

GatorMcGovern: A friend of mine's child told him "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."

evillawnornament: "Daddy sleep" then pushing my head underwater at the pool.

Thingsimeantobe: My five-year-old at the time had night terrors and would scream in her sleep. One night I said 'mama's here it's okay'. She looked right at me still asleep and screamed 'mama? But who is that behind you?

jelb32: My five-year-old son asked me last week "what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me when I'm at school?"

Like_I_was_sayin: My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile then turned and looked at me and said, "Daddy it's a monster. We should bury it."

abluesxs: I jokingly asked: "What's the best way to get a girlfriend?" 7-year-old's response: "Tell her to be my girlfriend or she'll never see her parents again."

psalm_69: I was sound asleep, and at around 6am I was woken up by my 4-year-old daughter's face inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, "I want to peel all your skin off".

olafthebent: "So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?" 3-year-old daughter holding her baby brother for the first time.
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http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/...-has-said-to-you/story-e6freon6-1226631665805

Ewwww....some real gold here!!

 

[Television]

Whilst it is a funny bit of reading... I find it concerning that a newspaper has literally just collated people's responses from an online message board to make an article?

 

[TingTong]

I find it concerning that a newspaper has literally just collated people's responses from an online message board to make an article?

Yes it's Reddit, the front page of the internet

Original thread with over 12,000 posts here:

parents_of_reddit_what_is_the_creepiest_thing/

 

[Erica]

awesome, thanks for sharing the link, I had a good chuckle

 

[Aaron Sice]

dad - do they kidnap people and kill them in mexico for their day of the dead?

my daughter - 8 - currently learning about the world and other religious cultures.