From: Rolf Latham
Hi all
This was sent to me by one of my friendly Bank Business Development Managers
Im gonna be filthy stinking rich )
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states:
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much
salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless
of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The Less You Know, the More you Make
Ta
Rolf
Hi all
This was sent to me by one of my friendly Bank Business Development Managers
Im gonna be filthy stinking rich )
Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states:
Engineers, Teachers, Programmers and Scientists can never earn as much
salary as business executives and sales people.
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
Postulate 3: (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work / Time
It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work / Time
and since Time = Money,
we have: Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless
of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The Less You Know, the More you Make
Ta
Rolf
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