And with his fingernails right, not a can opener? :p
(I never meant to imply you were a bad parent in that Santa thread, I just meant Santa was a big part of my childhood so special to me... so I hope there's no bad feelings :o)
LOL! I'm with you, my metal $3 opener from Safeway works fine, and has lasted me 10 years so far. I'm not in the millionnaire club yet... when I am, I might celebrate by buying a $40 can opener. :D