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Sarcasm? Yeah, whatever. You can try telling that to a bank, that you were just being sarcastic when you agreed to their repayment terms. If they let you off the hook, then i'll give topcropper the go ahead. As it stands, my boys are staying intact :cool:

LMAO I knew it! I've got it in writing now :D

I don't believe you've never said that, but lets not forget the second condidition either, of ever having said that you loved a car. I bet Samantha's heard you say both of them, at least once :rolleyes:

I bet all the girls that have expressed how it's inappropriate to find a car attractive, have all said out loud, at least once, that they find a car sexy, or that they love a car. If i'm wrong i'll get a vasectomy, and Topcropper can do it using his biggest harvestor.

I think the real culprit, for bringing up the subject of people having inappropriate relations, is obviously whoever it was that decided to start this thread :rolleyes: But I can't figure that part out :confused: Maybe one of these super smart girls we have around here, could find out for us...

Hey, the car's mine! Leave grandma alone, you can have the cat. This reminds me of a romantic story I heard once, where twin babies were given up for adoption at birth - one was a boy, the other a girl. As you've probably guessed, when they were adults, they bumped into each other, became...

What, there are no other options :confused: I have to do it with one of them, just because there are no other creatures around :confused: I'd have a look around, I bet i'd find a car with a nice exhaust pipe around somewhere. I could then leave grandma to play with the cat, and I could go and...

He married the cat, that's very sweet isn't it :confused: There's no mention of him doing anything other than having nice snuggles in bed, which is more than I can say for what the other guy was doing to his grandma. This is more sick than getting married to your cat, but no, still not as...

Sorry about your dirty mind driving your imagination wild, when I said she tucked them in :rolleyes: Don't be sorry! Whenever you see something that makes you feel ill, you should immediately post it here in the coffee lounge. I'd say it's more like getting up on a big horse, holding a...

I bet grandma was there, to you know, tuck them in.

OK, she looks pretty good for 72, but dude, besides her being close to triple your age, that is your grandma. He looks alot less creepy and younger when he's got his hands on someone that's not his grandma: from here...

This is what happens when the wrong guy gets the vasectomy.

Happy Mothers Day :D