From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they give more than 100%?
We've all been to those meetings where we're asked to give more than 100%
Here's a little formula which may help to answer the questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
BUT, look how far ass kissing will get you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So , one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the ******** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they give more than 100%?
We've all been to those meetings where we're asked to give more than 100%
Here's a little formula which may help to answer the questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
BUT, look how far ass kissing will get you
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So , one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hardwork
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the ******** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
