how to talk like a New Zulander

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rob paul

For anyone visiting New Zealand for the first time this may be usefull when in conversation.

Milburn....................................capital of Victoria
Peck........................................to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside............................chemical which kills insects
Pigs.........................................for hanging out washing with
Nin tin dough......................... .computer game
Pug ........................................large pink animal with curly tail
Munner stroney................... .soup
Min....................................... .Male of the species
Mess Kara............................ eye makeup
Mckennock.......................... person who fixes cars
Leather .............................. foam produced from soap
Lift...................................... departed
Kiri Pecker........................... famous Australian businessman
Ken,s.................................. Cairns
Jungle bills.......................... Christmas Carol
Inner me.............................enemy
Guess...................................vapour
Fush....................................marine creature
Fitter cheney......................type of pasta
Ever cardeau.......................avacado
Fear hear.............................blonde
Ear.......................................mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks.........................excercise
Duffy cult..............................not easy
Amejen...................................visualise
Day old chuck..........................very young poultry
Bug Hut..................................popular recording
Bun button............................bitten by an insect
Beard....................................place to sleep
Chully bun............................Esky
Sucks peck............................Half a dozen beers
Beers ................................large savage animal found in US woods
Veerjun............................Mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze.........................well known computer program
Brudge............................structure spanning a stream
Sex....................................one less than seven
Tin.....................................one more than nine
Iggs Ecktly.........................precisely
Beggage Chucken..............place to leave suitcase at earport
Sivven sucks Sivven...........large aircraft
Cuds..................................children
Pits.....................................domestic animal
Cuttin..................................baby cat
Munce.................................usually served on toast


Dont worry fellow kiwis it all comes back when you go home

rob paul
 
Ya forgot about the Kiwis Arsenal....

Scuds......

We aussies do em in our cars in the wet

<An ex. Kiwi - converted...>
 
Hi Jamie,

(MORE KEWL PICTURES PLEASE!!)

Its KIWI: My Kiwi mate was telling about: dead said this, and dead did that . . . and being XSafrican I was wondering who'd died :D

Steve
 
I got a joke for ya's. I tell it to my brothers kiwi girlfriend everytime I see her.
There's a group of Aussies on holiday in NZ and they go for a walk around the countryside. Anyway, they come across this guy having sex with a sheep. So one of them says to him 'Mate, in Australia we shear our sheep.' And the the New Zealander says back 'I'm not shearing this sheep with anyone!'
I tell ya, it cracks me up every time. She doesn't find it so funny anymore though, ha ha! That's what makes it so funny. Gotta stir the foreigners, ya know!

Mark
'no hat, some cattle'
 
Originally posted by tonyd

Can someone explain to me what the song "Tie me kangaroo down sport" is about?
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Hi Tony,

I am pretty sure it is about the fact that a Kiwi side will win the Super 12; reclaim the Bedisloe cup and win the Rugby World Cup!

Feel better now . . . :D

Steve
 
Originally posted by Steve Navra
I am pretty sure it is about the fact that a Kiwi side will win the Super 12; reclaim the Bedisloe cup and win the Rugby World Cup!

Feel better now . . . :D
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So long as the Swiss don't beat us to it.
 
Originally posted by Steve Navra
PS: I vote for a NZ Vs Aus Cricket World Cup Final . . . then let the banter begin :p
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I've got my spot on the couch booked for Monday.

My CWC tip...
Ricky Ponting will 'do a Pollock' and send out the wrong D/L figure in a rain-affected match against Kenya, thus giving Kenya enough points to make the semis.
 
Originally posted by tonyd
Ricky Ponting will 'do a Pollock' and send out the wrong D/L figure in a rain-affected match against Kenya, thus giving Kenya enough points to make the semis.
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At the Kiwi's expense of course :D
 
great country

isnt thus a great multicultral society,

I live in a street which is a small cul de sac of only13 houses.
the following is a snapshot demographic of the residents
kiwis/moi
aussies
greeks
english
southn african
phillipino
german
tasmanian(same as kiwis but bit closer)
two of unknown disclosure ,who cares anyway? (maybe jewish,never bring any beer to the party)
at xmas we close of the street and all get on the turps and have a good time.

better go,now getting all enmotional
rob paul
 
Hey, check my family:
we are: Ukrainian
Mum's partner: English
My girlfriend: Japanese
Brother's girlfriend: New Zealander
Cousin's husband: Greek
And there's four other members still without partners! Actually, one thing I have noticed when I am on the tram coming home, it is not unusual to have upwards of five different nationalities sitting within a close vicinity. Geez, I love Australia. Wouldn't move away from here for all the money in the world.

Mark
'no hat, some cattle'
 
A great street!

Can I tell you about my family?

I'm Aussie (6 generations back, so not so long)

MrsW is from Mexico.

We met in the US.

Married in San Francisco & Mexico City (By law in SF, by church in MC)

Three day honeymoon in Madrid- then train to Paris to start work in England. Where our first daughter was born.

Which is, of course, the reason our younger daughter commenced her education in a French speaking school in Canberra (TOTALLY french speaking)
 
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