What makes us dream tenants... The short version is - because every PM we've had has told us so. The two previous (to our current) both said, "If you ever want to rent again, please give us a call." (Sadly they've since retired.) We painted all but one property at some stage, and left each spotlessly clean.
I've also frequented investing sites and read every book I could get my hands on - for years. So I know both sides of the coin. (Oh, and we mow and edge the lawn every 7-10 days, and there's no sign of grease in the kitchen, or mould in the bathroom.) ;-p
I guess what irritates me the most is, we approached each RE agent, explained our situation, asked if they could help (provide us with a rental - not just "consider" us), and if not we wouldn't be offended, but PLEASE just tell us so right now - so we're not wasting their time or our own.
Our situation? We had a limited time (two months at that stage) to vacate. The owner is moving back from SA to NSW and wants to live in his property again.
Presentation: My entire family has gone to agents dressed as we would to attend church.
Children: Several properties have been marketed as, "Ideal for the large family." Regardless, our children are not ferals. In fact we took them with us on purpose so agents could see that fact. They are reserved, courteous, and respectful of other people and their possessions. They sat quietly behind us as we spoke to each RE agent.
We have no pets.
Glowing references don't seem to have made any difference.
Centrelink recipients: Sure, ok. But many of the areas we've been looking in are filled with the same. The only difference being, we don't speak with that "bogan drawl" that is so common today. As previously mentioned, we're far from the stereotype, having ~$300k in savings. It's not like we'd have difficult paying the rent.
Care of the properties can't be their concern either. Example: A place we viewed yesterday, another couple at the viewing pointed out the HUGE puddles of red cordial spilled throughout the carpeting. The PM says, "Aw yeah, that's been there from a few tenants ago."
Paperwork: We have a folder containing photocopies ready to provide whatever each agent requires.
Offering rent in advance: Newcastle agents at least, don't seem interested. We've been met with a real, overall, apathy. (Hope for you guys' sake the rest of Australia isn't the same, LOL.)
Asking RE agents reason for non-acceptance: They've all stated their policy is not to provide this info.
We now have a week to vacate. It appears we'll have to discard most of our possessions, pack all five of us into a caravan (yet to purchase) and head to a caravan park. I'm basically fed up with the whole process - weary of being made to feel like beggers when the reality is we're providing an investor with income and trouble-free tenants.
Anyway, self justification wasn't the reason for my post. It was basically to say should I ever realise my dream of waving Centrelink goodbye by owning IPs, I'll be managing my own properties. There is no way in the world I'd accept some of the tenants I've seen chosen above us. Nor would I allow the pathetic Newcastle PMs that we've met to manage such a valuable asset.
I'd suggest (as many have before me) to apply the same level of due diligence to your PM as you would your RE purchases.
Appreciate the comments anyway.