Hi,
Found an oldie but a goodie, enjoy (or weep as the case may be).
If I give an orange to my friend, I say to him, "I give you this orange."
If a lawyer does the same, he says it as follows;
"Know all men by these presents that I hereby give, grant, bargain, sell, release, transfer, convey and quitclaim all my right, title, interest, benefit and use whatever in, of and concerning this chattle, otherwise know as an orange, or citrus orantium, together with all appurtenances therto of skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, and juice, to have and to hold the said orange together with its skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, and juice, for his own use and behoof, to himself and his heirs in fee simple forever, free from all liens, encumbrances, easements, limitations, restraints, or conditions whatsoever, any and all prior deeds, transfers or other documents whatsoever, now or anywhere made to the contrary nothwithstanding, with full power to bite, chew, cut, suck or otherwise eat the said orange or give away the same with or without its skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, or juice."
regards, Michael Croft
Found an oldie but a goodie, enjoy (or weep as the case may be).
If I give an orange to my friend, I say to him, "I give you this orange."
If a lawyer does the same, he says it as follows;
"Know all men by these presents that I hereby give, grant, bargain, sell, release, transfer, convey and quitclaim all my right, title, interest, benefit and use whatever in, of and concerning this chattle, otherwise know as an orange, or citrus orantium, together with all appurtenances therto of skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, and juice, to have and to hold the said orange together with its skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, and juice, for his own use and behoof, to himself and his heirs in fee simple forever, free from all liens, encumbrances, easements, limitations, restraints, or conditions whatsoever, any and all prior deeds, transfers or other documents whatsoever, now or anywhere made to the contrary nothwithstanding, with full power to bite, chew, cut, suck or otherwise eat the said orange or give away the same with or without its skin, pulp, pip, rind, seeds, or juice."
regards, Michael Croft
