obsessive-compulsive tendencies with a myopic personality not unlike stamp collectors. Mother weened too early and father was innatentive resulting in investors high need for visible security and serial successes. Has highly adapted to his fitness landscape through Darwinian principles of knowledgable and healthy competition. Repressed megalomania manifesting in suburban empire building due to psychosocial factors resulting from "right animal in the wrong place". Was a rabbit in a past life with current projection of desiring offspring acted out in property acquisition. Favorite game: monopoly. Favourite band: crowded house. Least favorite film: the empire strikes back. Favorite insect: the ant. Prognosis: curable only with an interest rate hike of 3%