Overheard in the corridors of Parliament:
The 'Mad' Monk complains: We really should be getting rid of the elderly, the disabled and those who are going to get old and be a burden to the system. They should work and make themselves useful...
Bilb Stooten: Toss them over to us Monk, we could use them as branch stacks for our declining Labor membership
The 'Mad' Monk: I got a better idea, Bilb, we'll hack off Medicare and make it difficult for them to access doctors, make it difficult for carers, and the old geezers will die off quickly (chuckles) They won't last long without THOSE crutches...
Bilb Stooten shrugs: Doesn't bother me, MM. Me and the family are on private health insurance anyway. But I tell you what does bother me, what's this great BIG Deficit tax you're introducing? I know it's going to affect surgeons, finance dealers and mining engineers but most importantly it's going to affect ME (sulks). (Wags a finger at The Monk) You promised, Monk!!!
The 'Mad' Monk: I know, I know, I just couldn't resist. After I killed off the car industry, reduced disability pensions, cut civil servants numbers to the bone in Canberra, put a lot of people out of work from the NBN, science, research, climate commission and soon, renewable energy industry, me and Joe realised 'Strewth, who's left to get our tax revenues from?' So you see, Bilb, a little pain now, but a lot of gain later. Come on, give us a little smile.....DO IT FOR AUSTRALIA! Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi!
Bilb Stooten: Egads, I got a great idea! If you got Google, Apple, News Limited and all the other MNCs to pay their fair share of taxes, I won't have to pay this GREAT BIG TAX!
The 'Mad' Monk (flatly): Ain't gonna happen, Bilb.
Bilb Stooten: Why?
The 'Mad' Monk (looking shocked): Sacrilege! Not the Liberal way, Bilb!