The point here is that you could lose a lot if you buy in now and you cannot really afford the mortgage.
Then get off your date, do some extra hours, save a bit and have a go....
I have observed this thread from start to finish and beepop you are just rampantly arguing for arguments sake...it's been done to death already...pllleeeeease...!
Like many have said here before, get something further out and start from the bottom mate...stop complaining...and yes you are complaining. There has been many very good examples of how you can get around this problem you keep complaining about...have a go...!
The market is the market is the market...you will NOT change it.
Thorpey turns beepop around, gives massage to the neck and shoulders and says...
" C'mon Mate, you CAN do it....try your hardest and you will win...now go out there and smash 'em ..."