Favourite Sayings

[belleran]

I thought the saying was " better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish" There are a lot of sayings here that have been corrupted.

 

[Frizzle]

I thought the saying was " better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish" There are a lot of sayings here that have been corrupted.

Belleran, you are probably quite right .. but you have to admit, that reading some of them has brought a laugh. Funny isn't it how we often use sayings without a second thought ... until someone asks us to recall the ones we use.
Frizzle

 

[ianvestor]

Like trying to shove butter up a bee's bum with a hot needle (something difficult)

That would be like trying to push sh*t uphill with a stick of wet spagetti.

 

[Rob Williams]

All over the place like a mad woman's milkshake

 

[lizzie]

went over like a lead balloon ...

 

[Casserole Dish]

I thought the saying was " better than a slap in the belly with a wet fish" There are a lot of sayings here that have been corrupted.

Do some of you not realise we are doing it on purpose?

 

[amy21322]

or.....to comment on far%ing,.... breaking of wind.....

'Better an empty house than a bad tenant.'

Amy

 

[burty85]

"What's this random di*k p*ss!!!!"

In relation to getting stuffed around at work....

 

[boods99]

I'm so hungry, I could eat the crotch out of a low flying duck...

 

[boods99]

As useful as a one-legged man in an ****-kicking competiton...

 

[willair]

Never trust an art dealer who'll sit in a room for more then ten minutes with a crooked picture..Brett Whiteley..

 

[Strannik]

I like this one when things go wrong;

"Oh, for f**k sake!"

one of my favourites too

 

[natmarie73]

Heard a great one today...

"As useful as a wooden leg in a bushfire".

 

[mrsdawnrazor]

Robert's your father's brother
'build a bridge'.........and get over it
goes like **** off a stick

 

[ianvestor]

Robert's your father's brother

This reminds me of "He was a poet, and didn't even realise".

 

[Gordon Gekko]

Doh ! Doh ! Doh ! Doh ! Doh ! Doh ! Doh ! Doh !

 

[Harry75]

as ugly as a hat full of a@%holes,

 

[PrimeCommercial]

I find it mildly humourous to suddenly come out with hybrid sayings based on two or more well-known ones.

Eg. "As useless as t*ts on a submarine".

LOL...Thats my wife ..well sort of she just gets the half wrong, so much so I've started writing them down.
Some examples
"Gay as two tent pegs"
"Every man and his donkey"
"What's that got to do with a slice of bread"

 

[NOT 2 L8]

Like a rat up a drainpipe............

Don't come the raw prawn....

Ripper tune Boris.....(a good idea mate)

Yeah and I came down the last shower.....

Don't get your nickers in a knot...........

Cry me a river...............

Stop ?issing in my pocket.......

Et Al

 

[pursefattener]

Back in the days when Christ was a cowboy and Jesus played halfback for the Jews

Went down like a pork chop in a synagogue